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Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!
Samira, 12, from England
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Q: What happens when a baby eats Rice Krispies?
A: It goes snap,crackle and poop!
Samira, 12, from England
A: It goes snap,crackle and poop!
Samira, 12, from England
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
How do you know my name?
Bradley, 8, from England
Q: Why was six unhappy?
A: Because seven eight nine
Daniel, 10, from England
A: Because seven eight nine
Daniel, 10, from England
Q: Why does the cow have a bell?
A: Because its horns don't work
Libby, 8, from England
A: Because its horns don't work
Libby, 8, from England
Q: How do you make a snooker table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls!
Ruby, 9, from England
A: Tickle its balls!
Ruby, 9, from England
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: B
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh
TJ, 11, from Scotland
Q: When do werewolves tell jokes?
A: In the fool moon
Haikal, 9, from England
A: In the fool moon
Haikal, 9, from England
Q:Why was the nose sad?
A: Because it never got picked
Summer, 10, from England
A: Because it never got picked
Summer, 10, from England
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe too early!
Brian, 14, from North America
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer
Taylor, 11, from North America
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